Hihihihi.

I suddenly remembered that I forgot to take my outfit for the day.
Haha. Bathed le so too bad! I've slipped back into the habit of not
taking photos. Must be cos I'm using lousy iPhone 3g. Hurhur.

Melvin Yee! Send me photos from overeasy, thank you very much.

There's a silly mosquito in my room that's irritating the crap outta
me. Rah.

Nothing much to blog abt nowadays leh. I'm outta depression today.
It's all been infused into the essence of my menses and absorbed away
by my tampon/sanitary pad. Haha. On a separate note, I'm seriously
bleeding profusely. Hope it bleeds my tummy and cellulite away too.
Haha.

My brother turns 21 today! 17 mar. Happy birthday retard.

I can't wait for the weekend to come again. Can't wait for my leave to
come. Can't wait for bonus to come. Can't wait for pay increment to
come (if I get promoted).

While I was bathing just now, I came up with a grooming routine for
myself to look pretty forever.

In future, I will go for facial, mani pedi, body scrub and hair
treatment once a week. That's about 120 (I dunno how much is facial
cos I don't do now, but I estimate ard there la.) + 50 (Manila pedi) +
0 (body scrub can do myself at home. Maybe abt 30 bucks but can use
damn long. Therefore immaterial, suggest leave.) + 120 (I also dunno
how much hair treatment is. Haha.) = 290 per week. Okay round up to
300. So abt 1200 per month. Wah! So expensive ah. Nvm la. This will be
on the account of the husband. Ahem. Future husband pls take note. Haha.

Let me justify why this should be on the husband's account. This
grooming is essential for me to look my best everyday and who am I
looking pretty for? Of cos it's for the Husband to look at. Nobody
wants to fuck an ugly girl right? Even if the heart is willing, the
cock will not stand. Haha. Okay I'm just kidding. All you pricks with
no sense of humour out there, pls don't take me seriously.

Okay and of cos I would need to include eyebrow tweezing, armpit hair
plucking, leg hair, hand hair, face hair, pubic hair simi hair also
must be removed. Ah ku don't like hair. Eyebrow tweezing is cheap. 10
bucks per mth. Armpit hair can got ipl next time. Leg hair (lower
half) I've alr gone for ipl. But still must maintain. Upper half next
time must ipl too. Hand hair all must ipl. Face hair... Maybe I can
ipl my upper lip just for fun. Pubic hair ah ku also got ipl alr. But
must maintain. So all in all my ipl will come up to many thousands. I
dunno how much but I estimate 6k including all the maintenance
packages. It's definitely an overestimation but who cares. Haha. One
off expense. Charge to husband slowly over the months so he will not
realize. HAHA.

What else what else. Oh weight mgmt. I think if I really grow fat,
then bobian I will go running la. But in the gym so I won't need to be
under the sun! So this is FREE!! but then, it means I need to stay in
a condo with gym facilities as well as have an iPod to listen to songs
while I run as well as have massage therapies to soothe my tired and
aching muscles. That's about 120 per massage? So 480 per week. I dowan
to EVER grow fat, so this is an accrual first.

And then still need the daily creams - moisturizer, cleanser, toner,
eye cream, spots lightener cream, hand cream, body cream, lip balm,
mask, hair serum. Think that should be all right? All these is
replenish per month one right? I dunno man, I only use cleanser on a
regular basis now. Think maybe 500 per mth is more than enough la
right. Okay don't say don't have. This one I can ta myself. Hahahahahaa.

Perfumes also. Must have a few to suit my mood though I always forget
to spray. This one super long term investment. I also can ta myself.

Still have what!!! Think that's all la. Oh oh oh! The edibles. Simi
collagen la, calcium pills, iron pills, multi-vitamins, birds nest,
chicken essence. Wah this one is chor. Think abt 600 per mth enough?
200 collagen, 200 birds nest, 200 the rest. Husband ta. Okay let me
justify again. The husband is suppose to be responsible for the wife's
well being. All these will contribute to the wife's health and well
being. Ta dah! Haha. Well said mishie ang =D

Okay very good. So after the detailed analysis above, i've concluded
that I need to siphon abt 2000 from the husband every month in order
to look like I'm 21 when I'm 35. Wah very expensive ah. Why like that!

How much do people actually spend on skincare per month? Including
make up and all. Somehow now I think my analysis is flawed. Hurhur.

Okays I'm going to sleep now. Tiredddd. Oh ya. One free beauty
treatment is to get enough rest. So in order to do that, I would have
to quit being an auditor. Ahahahahhaaa. Let me emphasize that this is
essential in order for me to help my husband save money in the long
run so I don't need to spend so much money on beauty products. FREE
sleep therapy. Rocks.

Haha. Okay enough nonsense for the night. xoxo

Sent from my iPhone