Wendy Chong makes Ris Low look like mild.

What's up with the youngsters nowadays? I mean, sure I'm only 3 years
older than her, but younger than me = youngsters okay.

All these young girls famous for the wrong reasons. (Though I quite
like Ris Low. What! She cracks me up! Hurhur.)

Now apparently got new girl claiming Jack Neo tried to hit on her too.
Read it on Twitter.

Come on! Wake up your idea lor. This is Jack Neo here. Not Andy Lau or
anything. Why would pretty young 20 sth year olds wanna be associated
romantically to a 50 year old married man who is not handsome and is
only somewhat successful in a little island?!

Can they try to seduce someone more enticing like erm Dai yang tian or
sth! What! He is handsome what. Though he got no money, but still get
generate some local publicity!

Or or if die die must be married man, then Pierre png la! He also
handsome what! Even Edmund chen also better than ah Jack lor.

But Chen Jian Bing is a definite NO NO ah, boys and girls.
Wahahahahahaha. Frankly between chen jian bing and Jack neo, if I die
die have to choose one, then lan lan bobian I will take Jack neo.

What! Don't judge me! I was stating a do or die scenario. Who would
you choose? Cannot say none la. Like that everyone also will say none
lor.

Except for the girl named Wendy chong and the chen jian bings young
wife (dunno what's her name).

Somebody pls boil zhu nao (pigs brain) soup for them or bring them to
optician to make new specs. Or lagi best. Remove the stamps from their
eyeballs.

Oh wells, can't say if it's for the love or the money, cos such things
really cannot judge la. I don't think chen jian bing is that rich for
a young woman to marry him and be a taitai anyway.

Besides, older men are really quite charming as they know how to
handle girls through their many years of experience. Of cos, being in
the entertainment industry and being a household name helps shitloads
too. You know, the star factor.. (rolls eyes.) ahahahahaaa.

But who is to blame? The fucking men of cos. Think with their lanjiaos
and not with their brains.

Fault 1. Which party is the one with commitments? They are the married
men. The young girls are not. (I dunno why, I suddenly dragged chen
jian bing into the picture. Ahahaha.)

Fault 2. Which party initiated the affair? I believe it has to be the
men. They usually start the ball rolling by taking the first move in
getting to know the girls and since they're married, they definitely
gave the girls a sign that says they can afford to gallivant. If not,
why would any 22 year old in the right mind try to seduce Jack neo
without strong flirting signals from him?!

Fault 3. Putting the blame on the girl by saying he tried to break up
with her many times. Sure. You fucked her a month after getting to
know her and goodness knows how many times within the past 2 years and
now you claim u wanted to say sayonara all these while. Fucking bastard.

Omg it's 112am?! Wth! I wanted to sleep early today! I know I'm random
but fuck you all cheating bastards. Made me sleep late tonight.

Okay not gonna ramble on. Nights my lovelies!

xoxo for all the gentlemen out there who know how to treat a lady
right. Pls fa yang guang da okay.

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