Hear ye, hear ye!

Okay.. Spent the time showering thinking of how to blog this tactfully and as-a-matter-of-factly.

Well, I know it's been an awfully short period (1.5 mths) and this is going to shock everyone, but....

I'm single again.

Yups, we broke up today afternoon. I'm obviously not going to spill details on my blog (I'm no tabloids) so you people can amuse me with your creativity and amaze me with your ability to gossip.

The most interesting I've heard so far was that I was pregnant that's why I went on unpaid leave last year. Well guess what? I'm going on unpaid this year again. And no, no need to speculate. I hereby announce to you that I'm expecting twins. 3 months preggers now. :D

Retards.

Anyway, that pretty much summed up what I wanted to say. (though i'm positive I had a lot more to say while I was running it through in my head)

Short and sweet.

Nights people! Sweet dreams to all newly single souls! Don't give up on finding your perfect half and never settle for anything less than you expect. (I'm just saying this in general!! Don't be overly suspicious!!)


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